CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!

deym muntik na kami! hehehe, biglang pasok ng superintendent namin! buti mabilis kami! hahaahaha! si eric tamang friendster, ako multiply at chat, si kuya gerry nag-ge-games, si sir dan tamang limewire at si ale let games din, hahahaha! pinagpawisan kami dun ah! hehehehe...

grabe tong ninang ko! parang si batman! biglang nasulpot! hahahaha! sabi nga ni jessie ventura: "close but no cigar!"

ang munting koleksyon ko....

di ko alam bat kinokolekta ko ito pero wala lang, nasimulan ko na eh, nagsimula ito ng nailipat ako ng departamento noong january 2006, hindi ko alam gagawin ko sa heart shaped box na naiwan ng pinalitan ko, ayoko nama lagyan ng kung ano ano, ayoko rin sya itapon so, inipon ko na lang ang mga gamit ng staple wires....

sana dumami pa sya... bow...

deym! watta job!

hay, wala ka ng ginagawa sa office my extra bonus ka pa... i hate my work! hehehehe! makabili nga mamaya ng skullcandy! yipee!

Osama Bin Laden

usually every morning sa office, una kong pinupuntahan sa net ay ang wikipedia, kanina medyo natawa ako sa nakita ko, March 10 pala birthday ni Osama! hehehehe...

sad part is death anniversary ni barry sheene (motogp racer).

Osama bin Laden - (born March 10, 1957) is a member of the prominent Saudi bin Laden family and the founder of the terrorist organization al-Qaeda, best known for the September 11 attacks on the United States. Al-Qaeda has also been associated with numerous other mass casualty attacks against civilian targets.

Since 2001, Osama bin Laden and his organization have been major targets of the United States' War on Terrorism. Bin Laden and fellow Al-Qaeda leaders are believed to be hiding in the border region between Afghanistan and Pakistan.

HABA BIRDIE OSAMA BIN LADEN!

May you have more countries to bomb! joke!

AFAIK: UFC

as far as i know there are three fil ams in the UFC (Ulitimate Fighting Championship) and they are:

Brandon "The Truth" Vera

Age: 31
Height : 6' 2"

Weight: 205lbs
Over All MMA record (w-l-d): 10-3-0

his last fought in UFC 96 and won against Mike Patt via TKO, deym! you should watch that fight! what a devastating leg kicks! whew! naka 3 stars and a sun pa syang shirt!

Mark " The Filipino Wrecking Machine" Muñoz

Age: 31
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 205 lbs
Over All MMA record (w-l-d): 5-1-0

debuted at UFC 96 against Matt Hamill but unfortunately got knocked out late in the first round by Hamill's head kick. He also fought at WEC. Hope to see him fight again in the UFC in the future.

Phillipe "The Filipino Assassin" Nover

Age: 25
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 155 lbs
Over All MMA record (w-l-d): 5-1-1

he was a contestant at UFC reality show "The Ultimate Fighter Season 8".During the first episode where Dana White orients/welcomes the fighter he fainted, yep he fainted due to heat he said. Most of the his fellow contestant at that episode laughed at him, until they saw him fight, he's no joke, he didn't won the TUF he lost at the finale against Efrain Escudero, no relation w/ chiz, LOL! One episode on that season of TUF that made me laugh is when he ate balut! yep! balut! humuhingi pa sya ng suka! hehehe! pinaka makulit sa kanya ung cap nyang pink na may nakasulat na "I LUV YOU LOLA"

sana dumami pa ang pinoy na naglalaro sa UFC, as far i know, sila palang tatlo...

MotoGP 2009 Calendar

all set and good to go!

after meeting my dear friend uglyM aka ian, tuloy na tuloy na po tayo! on march 14, Saturday at 7pm, tuloy na ang party!!! excited seeing old and new faces again! parang reunion na rin natin mga tol, pre, sis, mare at buddies! please be there and spread the news! wala na kz akong contact ng iba eh and don't hestate to bring gifts! lol! for more info pm na lang po, salamat mga kaibigan!

salamat pala ian sa pag set at pagyaya sa mga tropang dukha! mabuhay ka!

GC!

nag general cleaning ako ng kwarto kanina, lahat ng basura wala na, ang gaan ng feeling, mga alaala ng nakaraan binasura na rin, lahat ng gamit na binigay nya at mga bagay na binili namin wala na rin. yung tv na lang at dvd player natira, panibagong panimula sa buhay ko, back to zero...

kasabay ng pag abo ng gamit ang mga alaala, gaya ng araw na kami'y masaya, wala na, bumitaw sya....

pinaka mabigat sunugin, yung photo album ng kasal namin, ang araw na ako'y pinakamasaya, sumpaan namin dalawa, habang buhay magsasama, binale wala nya...

salamat tapos na, mga araw na sa isip ay hirap ka, ang araw na pagbabalik nya, ngayon wala na... salamat!

ngayon handa handa na, sa bagong panimula, bagong buhay ika nga, kayang kaya! ano man hamon ng buhay, panis ka! for my life's is my own to live my own way...

ahahay!

dumating na yung tarp na pinagawa ko! excited ba sa ko sa bday ko? hehehe 8 by 4 ang laki, kala ko maliit, malaki pala! hahaha! salamat ke eriz!

reflection...

i thought i was the unluckiest person, god forsaken, born "malas", "praning" and god's miserable creation... almost all negative adjectives related sa kin as i thought and yet, i feel now i'm one of the blessed...

many trials i have encountered, only one thing i discovered, am still a lucky son of a gun! baduy kung sa baduy, naging influence sa buhay ko musika ni kiko, ngayon alam ko na, sadyang kada tao may misyon sa buhay...

pasalamat ako nalalampas ko halos lahat ng pag subok, nasa akin na to para matuto, mga leksyon sa buhay na natutunan, ako na bahala para matuto...

laban ni kiko sa buhay mahirap, ako nga ay iniwan lang nag nais noon magpatiwakal, hanggang sa bumangon ako isang araw, tama na! pag papatuloy ko buhay ko!, maaari yung iba ay natutuwa, sapagkat mas pabor sila sa lalaking yun kesa sa kin, ewan ko! lahat ng ngyayari sa mundo may dahilan....

sa ngayon pilit kong maging masaya, kinakalimutan ang nakaraang mapait, konti lang ang taong nakakaalam, taong alam ang parehong panig namin, yung iba madaling mag husga, kala nila marunong sila, tang ina nyo mga bobo! lol! bat di rin ako tanungin nila? kumalat na kahit sa opisna, wala akong paki alam! alam ko katotohanan, yun lang, kahit sya ayaw aminin.... PUTANG AMA! LOL!

sour graping ba ko? hindi! one sided kayo eh! kampihan ba? pwes DIYOS ang kakampi ko at alam nya lahat! emo ba? hindi! tagal ko ng balak to!

sa ngayon naghahanda ako, sa kaarawan ko, isa lang hiling ko, maging maligaya sya pero may pag dududa? ano yun? pm nyo ko para malaman nyo, madaling maghusga pag sya lang ang pakikinggan pero yung totoong storya na kwento nya ba? syempre kwento nya bida sya! ganun lang yun! di na kayo bata!

ah basta!, masaya daw sya! sabi nya! ang tanong hanggang kelan? tsk, tsk, tsk...

paalam idol...

Paalam Francis M., we'll miss your music... rest in peace...

sabik na sabik na sila!!!

bakit kaya sila sabik na sabik sa concert ng eraserheads? last concert na ba nila yan? malamang may lalabas pang album yan. sabagay kanya kanyang trip ang mga tao, sadyang di ko lang trip ang eraserheads kahit noon pa. well, sa mga manonood bukas enjoy na lang kayo!
basta ko hihintayin ko reunion concert ng led zep at black sabbath... lol!

weird dreams!

kumakain kami kanina ng hapunan at masayang na kukwentuhan ni mama, ate at dalawang pamangkin ko, kung saan saan napunata ang usapan, siguro na ibang na rin dahil minsan na lang kami mag dinner na magkakasama.

hanggang sa na-open ko sa kanila na napaginipan ko sya last sunday, sumagot kaagad ang ate ko at pamangkin na napaginipan din nila! una akong nag kwento na sa panaginip ko ay bumalik na sya, sabay hirit ni mama, "yan ang sinasabing wishful thinking!", moments ko na eh humirit pa! lol! tuloy natin, kumakatok sya sa kwarto ko at gusto makipag usap at nag usap nga kami, ,niyaya ko syang tumira ulit sa min at pumayag sya, kinabukasan nagbalik na sya ng bahay may kasama ng bata.

sumunod ang ate ko, sa kanya naman ay nanganak na raw noong march 5, bigla kaming napatigil, teka eh march 5 ngayon ah! grabe! ang weird! sa panaginip naman ng pamangkin ko ay bigla na lang daw pumasok si ano sa baba at dumeretso sa bodega at pilit may hinahanp, tinanong sya ng pamangkin ko at nag tanong kung ano hinahanap, sumagot syang "wala na oh" sabay tumuturo sa tiyan nya sabay umalis dala ang isang kahon...

napangiti na lang kami habang kulot ang noo, tinanong ko sila kung kelan nila napaginipan, pareho nilang sagot: last sunday... dun na ko kinilabutan...

iluh

a tout le monde

dallabnikcufesin

We fell in love at first sight
I can't explain the feelings
When I first saw you

We were so happy
A life of love sweet holly child
You'll always be mine

But then I played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with your friends

We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh, baby can't you see

You left me standing in the mind
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain

But we fell in love again
This time forever true love prevails over all

She got hit by a truck...

mix of the week II

medyo sosyal itong mix na to, tinuro sa akin ng isang tropa. para to sa mga taong mahilig mag pass o ayaw tumagay ng alak o kaya sa taong gusto mong pagtripan, lol!

ito ay tatawagin kong "HOME MADE RED WINE"

mga kelangan:

1 bottle ng red wine (yung walang laman at kung maari ung may cork pa)
1 bottle emperador (longneck)
1 pack ng tang litro pack na grapes

proseso:

buksan ang tang litro pack at ang bote ng emperador
isalin ang laman ng litro pack sa empoy at haluin mabuti
isalin sa bote ng red wine ang mix, huwag punuin, mga 7/8 lang para kunwari bawas na
takpan ang bote ng cork (wag mo isagad, di mo kayang isara ng todo yan) at ilagay sa ref

ok na! malamang pag my party sa inyo at ilabas mo yan tapos chilled pa may tatagay nyan! asahan nyo na expression ng mukha nila at malamang mapapmura yung taong iyon ("potah! ano to?") o ikaw mismo mumurahin! nabiktima na ko nyan eh! lol!

the dragon slayer

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!

getting ready...

11 days to go, i'll be turning 31, wow! am old! but this year is kinda different... wala akong karelasyon!!! waaaahhh!!! for the past 13 years laging katabi ko ang babaeng mahal ko sa handaan ko.. parang king and queen having a feast, its ok, at least this year i'll be the jester!

look on the bright side! i still have my friends! simpleng inuman na lang, yung tamang matador at iced tea, pulutan boy bawang at chippy, bahala na... pag tinopak punta na lang ako mag isa sa baguio, visit ko na lang ilang fagev friends doon or para hardcore, check in ako mag isa sa sogo! hehehe, nood na lang ako ng x dun, LOL!

hey buhey.... apir!

marso

gandang umaga! lunes na naman, simula na naman ng isang bagong buwan at linggo, hay ang bilis ng araw!

ngayong marso maraming okasyon at selebrasyon sa siete, tipar na to! hehehe... kaso pinagdadamot na ng tropa digi cam nila kasi puro ako lang daw ang may kuha! hehehe..

hindi bale, nextweek bibili na rin ako! at di ko kayo sasama sa mga kuha kong gagawin lalo ka na chock!!! hehehe...